Merriweather the Loony Balloonologist
can make almost anything from a sausage balloon,
more than fifty different kinds of animals.
Horwoods farm on the 30th of July 1995 he inflated 257
balloons by mouth and twisted them all into animals, in
exactly one hour. Making him South Africas fastest balloon twister The
is 529 in one hour.
Whos who in the Zoo ?
Recognise any of
your kids here ?
Mouse on a motorcycle
My cat won a
medal for drinking milk at the olympic games. Really,
she won by six laps
So you'd like a
monkey, okay just sit still and model for me
Mommy bear with
The best way
to stop fish from smelling
is to stick bubblegum up their noses
Whats grey with
big ears and a big trunk ?
besides a mouse at the holiday inn.
Whaddya call a frog that
doesn't have a drivers liscence ? a
I am just nuts
about my new squirrel
of beasties , real and imaginary